Saturday, September 1, 2012

THINGS I AM GOOD AT BAKING

This is really important because I want to bake something once I get home to get over the fact that I literally hate everyone in my family except my parents and relatives of color.

  • Never-fail chocolate cake (with frosting. obviously.)
  • (decent) peanut butter cookies
  • Rice Krispie treats with nutella and peanut butter deliciousness on top (these are good but after like three bites you want to throw up and die of obesity)
  • Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
  • Blueberry Pie
  • Apple Pie (which I hate but I make a really good one)
  • Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting 
  • Sugar Cookies 
  • Any kind of cupcake


SO YEAH. Just a PSA... if you are interested in being married around the age of 28 and you don't mind that I will make more money than you, hit me up because I bake really delicious things and you will always be satisfied (sexually) by the foods that I make. 

It doesn't hurt if you pay for my dream wedding despite your future poverty compared to me.

xx

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