The Question of Lita's

I recently discovered what these shoes were called after secretly admiring them on tumblr for a while and of course, my soul is consumed with lust. I think I lust after a pair of these more than I have lusted after any boy, and I say this with complete confidence that this is not an exaggeration. (I mean, I do have priorities).

So I'm trying to determine pros and cons here, and figure out whether or not it's worth it for me to get these shoes. I love everything about how they look from the different colored heel to the shape and the platform, but somehow I can't justify buying them for two reasons.

Reason number 1 is I'm worried about my ability to actually walk effectively in heels. If I can't walk in these shoes, it's very likely that I won't wear them. If it's icy and I can't walk in heels, the chances of me wearing shoes like this plummet even further.

Reason number 2 is I think they would be wasted in a climate like this. Vermont is inhospitable in every way. I seriously doubt that early man even colonized this state and if they did without modern technology, I am impressed.

So alas, I am afraid I have concluded that I must remain without Jeffrey Campbell's Litas. But I urge other people to go out and buy them in my honor, especially if you live in cities or towns where civilizations were meant to exist. Whenever I see a pair on the street, I will be sure to gawk in admiration, secretly wish that I owned them. I mourn the loss of my ability to own impractical but gorgeous footwear. C'est la vie de une Vermontere. (Caution: this is very likely not real French. It's been a while.)