Sunday, June 17, 2012

Delicious Nuggets

With a title like that, what sort of sordid freak couldn't click "Read more"?



#1 Sims 3 on how to get a guy. Part II. These tips might really help me out... 
So... how was your bath... and how do I get in on that next time...?

















#2 Tumblr translates "socially awkward" into "normal human being". Well, at least it attempts to valiantly:


“i hate you” aka you’re perfect i want to fall asleep in your hair


Personally, I want to think "fall asleep in your hair... so weird" but honestly if someone said that to me, I'd probably be down. I'm DTS all day, every day (Down to sleep, that is.)


#3 The cutest shit on the planet might be animals sleeping on keyboards, except of course when it's YOUR animal and then it's annoying as hell. These do not belong to me though


If you don't think is cute... Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Take twenty, this'll still be here. Come back, and I hope finally you've loosened up enough to change your mind.
(Source: tumblr.com)
(Source of the screenshot: tumblr.com)
#4 And of course, no day is complete without absolute fuckery of some sort or another.




Can we just talk about the caption on this. "All I want to do is come see people like you and try and help you."


Yes. Yes, teenage white girl who has probably never been more than 10 miles out of her hometown. All dark skinned children are suffering and in pain and waiting for your royal whiteness to bless them with your presence and "help" them. 


Help them from what? Help who from what? All black people? You think your alleged benevolence is meaningful when you generalize like this and assume based on one photograph someone's entire life situation? You have no fucking clue when this picture was taken or what the situation is or if this child wants / needs your help. But it's pretty cool and not-racist and neo-liberal of you to want to SEE him and HELP him. In other words: Check your privilege and then fuck off.


Cute ass kid though.





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