Tuesday, June 19, 2012

How to Enjoy Tuesday Evenings

For women, or men with wombs:



1. Cry because your womb hates you.
2. Curl up into a ball.
3. Listen to the Dixie Chicks.
4. Wipe away tears.
5. Listen to the Eagles
6. Resume Crying.
7. Fuck that shit and watch Sex and the City.
8. Remember that your womb hates you and watch SATC crying.

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