Friday, June 8, 2012

Harry Potter Questionnaire


1. If you went to Hogwarts which house would you be sorted in?
Ravenclaw or Slytherin. I’ve got the ambition thing down.  I don’t think I’m loyal or loving enough to be a Hufflepuff. Gryffindors are too brave. I’m not like that.
2. Have you ever been to the HP midnight release?
No. I was never in the country.
3. What did you think of the Deathly Hallows?
Sad but perfect except for the epilogue.
4. How many times have you reread the books?
Five times each except for the last one, which I’ve only read once.
5. Whose death was the saddest?
Fred’s. I cried for a really long time and when people mention it I still get sad. I think it’s part of my twin problem.
6. If you went to Hogwarts would you rather have an owl, a cat, or a rat?
I would have a sphinx cat and I’d probably name it something weird and scary. Or something hilarious like Grawp. I always liked that name.
7. What do you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
I think all the movies were “okay”.
8. What do you think of the Deathly Hallows being split in two?
Good choice but they could have made the second movie longer and included more detail.
9. Have you read the Tales of Beedle the Bard?
No.
10. When did you first become a Potter fan?
The moment I set my hands on the first book. I think I was five. I grew up with those books.

Favourite…
Female character?
Molly Weasley for being the baddest bitch.
Male character?
Ron Weasley, for being an idiot but eventually finding his way to the girl he loved.
Professor?
Mad-Eye Moody because his punishments were mint.
Death Eater?
Narcissa Malfoy. She counts right?
Magical creature?
Dragons.
Spell?
Accio + object because I’m a lazy fuck and when I’m in the library I’m always forgetting shit somewhere else
Quote?
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
Book?
I love Order of the Phoenix.
Movie?
Chamber of Secrets
Hogwarts House?
Ravenclaw because the Grey Lady makes me happy.
Place?
Privet Drive. Just kidding. The Black’s mansion sounds sick. If I had that house I would just live in it.
Weasley?
Well since I already said Molly, next would be Arthur because of his rubber duck fascination. It’s cute.
Couple?
For the record I hated Ginny and Harry. Maybe Draco and Pansy Parkinson because how much more hilarious does that get? They probably had an amazing love life.

This or that…
Gryffindor or Slytherin?
Tie. But my soul is so Slytherin…
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?
Ravenclaw.
Fred or George?
Fred.
Ginny or Luna?
Luna.
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?
Butterbeer. No whiskey is good whiskey, that’s my motto
Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?
Diagon Alley. Gringotts people. It’s got dolla dolla bills.
Books or Movies?
Books, duh.
Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?
Deathly Hallows because it was epic.
Philosopher’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets?
Chamber of Secrets.
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape but this was a tough one. I just don’t like Slughorn.
Lupin or Sirius?
Lupin. Soulmate.
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny only so that Hermione can end up with Ron
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil?
Parvati because Lavender is everything I despise about girls.
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas?
Finnigan. I like them Irish. Shout out to Dean Thomas for being black though.
Kreacher or Dobby?
DOBBY. But there are some parts of Kreacher that I appreciated. The muttering…
Muggleborn or Pureblood?
Neither is better.
Dan or Rupert?
Rupert Grint is the most attractive ginger-male on the planet. Fact.
Bellatrix or Narcissa?
Bellatrix is a better character because her insanity is perfection. Her love of Voldemort is like me when I’m obsessed with someone new.
Voldemort or Tom Riddle?
Tom Riddle. He was charismatic and powerful. Voldemort was a shriveled fetus with a big stick.
Hedwig or Crookshanks?
Crookshanks. I love kittehs. But I did bawl when Hedwig died.

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