IMPORTANT NOTES ON MY THRILLING DAY

* Researching "girl power songs" might be my all time low for the day. Almost as bad as the day I researched "sad boys with guitars" on 8 tracks.

* The second Game of Thrones book already has my heart.

* My new "useless project" of the day is planning all the things I am going to GET RID OF once I am back on campus. My second "useless project" is getting rid of songs that I hate on my iTunes and making perfect playlists. This is difficult since the internet is a great big bag of dicks right now.

* I strategically let EVERYTHING DELICIOUS in the house run out before planning a grocery list. Smart move.

* I need a lover to take to Paris but to not get attached to. Is it too much to ask for a travel buddy who snuggles but with no other touching and we just travel around the world and then we say "have a nice life" and occasionally write letters to each other on parchment instead of paper?

* I'm going to start incorporating lipstick into my every day life in an attempt to regain my unapproachable vibe that I think I've lost. Also I want to be a cool multiracial girl who makes interesting fashion choices. I may be hitting up Salvation Army for "vintage" dresses soon.

* I'm considering hitting up target to find a replacement charger for my mini vacuum (shoutout to my roommate if she's reading this -- see I'm productive!) But I'm worried I'll get sucked into the land of UNLIMITED FUNDING FOR MY EXPENDITURES. Well, not unlimited, but more than I have right now which as a jobless soul is hovering around broke to bankrupt.

* Currently I feel drawn to glitter and it's either going to make a fashion come back soon and I'm predicting it, or I'm going to buy a lot of glitter and bedazzle my possessions. Or both. Both is good. My ideal glitter filled item right now would be a pair of black jeans with sparkles on them OR a bright fricking gold sparkly leather jacket. A girl can dream for atrocious things in her wardrobe, can't she?

* My body NEEDS Modern Family Season 2. I need to get out of this prison house to get it ASAP. I also need employment. Badly. Preferably somewhere not sketchy.

* Realizing a girl power playlist is perfection for the following reasons

• We all have these days when someone is making us feel like crap and if it's not because you're black (or another POC), it's because you're a woman. If you're neither of those things your opinion on this matter is invalid.
• There are always going to be days when we feel like we aren't enough for whatever we are doing. Sometimes school makes us feel that way. Sometimes it's the people who love us - our parents and our friends - who are supposed to love us but sometimes inexplicably fail to support us properly.
• There are days when you wake up and feel like absolutely nothing could make you feel gorgeous. Doing your hair, taking a shower, dressing up... none of that has any effect. On days like that I normally whip out my five inch heels, but if you are a normal human being who doesn't turn to foot pain to get over a "fat day" then music can potentially help you through.
• So really, I'm doing this for society. It's not weird. It's fucking fabulous.
• Preacher Eriche OUT

* I need to adopt some words that make people uncomfortable into my personal vernacular. I'm thinking about "hun" or "darling". "Hun" makes me sick though so it might be darling for now. I'm not sure. Constructing a pseudo-nouveau image for myself in my free time is painful. Perhaps I should stop blabbling. It's like babbling but I do it on a blog.

* There are times when I want to just get the tattoo that I've wanted. No one who matters will care or think it's gross. Plus I draw it all over my body anyways so it's about time I get someone to do it in Times New Roman or Courier somewhere on this bod. Unfortunately, me no have dollars.

* I have a back log of cute kittens and puppy pictures on my desktop but I don't want to be the weird girl that posts 6000 kitten pictures on his wall per day. I have struggles. 

* Both my tumblr crushes reblog me constantly so one could say I'm a pretty successful blogging bitch. Even my gay-crush makes an appearance to think I'm cool every once in a while.

* On another note, I actually own about 14 of the "girl power anthems" on this list so I guess this means I'm pretty girl-powerful. I already knew that though.

* To be honest I'm not sure why I update this blog so much. I don't know WHO is reading it, or if people who have read it once continue to read it. Or if anyone reads it at all. I guess I just need somewhere to unload my brain so it stops feeling like so much of a burden. If you do read this blog though, thanks for listening to my rambling and I probably love you. Not in a weird way though, like in a cute friend way where if you're in the library and forgot your book in the dorm, I'd probably go get it for you and then bring your water bottle too.

That's how I show love people.

Nuzzles and Groping,

Your "Humble" Author

(less groping, more nuzzles though)