Live Blogging Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

NO ONE TOLD ME LUKE SKYWALKER WAS HOT.

Aw his aunt and uncle are dead! Their corpses look weird.

Oh woah. This Obi Wan scene. I was prepared for it. I think I've seen the youtube clip or at least a parody. These are not the droids you're looking for.

Does Chewbacca do things or is he just weird.

Harrison Ford is also gorgeous. Why is he old now? Why??

This elephant nosed thing is a bitch.

Storm troopers are scary.

C3PO is my soul sistah.

OK Apparently Chewbacca can fly ships so that's pretty sweet.

Luke is looking to get bitch slapped. But he's so hot. It's actually overwhelming me.

Princess Leia's hair is fabulous. Do you think I could pull that off? Probably not. Wait no! Her home planet is destroyed!! This is so sad.

Oh woah it's like an alien chess game! This is so cool. Aw it's called a Wookie. That's so cute. I want to get a terrier and name it Wookie. Maybe two and name them Wookie and Chewie.

Obi Wan is like a therapist. "Stretch out with your feelings". Story of my life.

Luke is so precious. HIS EYES. OMG. They are unreal.

I wonder why Darth Vader is wearing that costume. And the breathing mask. Do they explain this ever or do I just live in ignorance?

Obi Wan is seriously using this opportunity to share fortune cookie sayings?

GUYS I AM OVERWHELMED. I'm going to reblog Star Wars gifs for the next three weeks.

Luke has such a high pitched voice though. His American accent is so heavy.

WOW. They don't look suspicious at all.

Are some storm troopers women? Do they breed?

Han Solo is so awkward. "It was a boring conversation anyway"

Oh my god.

I'm ROFLing.

STARE AT HER MORE WHY DON'T YOU.

Don't underestimate the force.

Sexual Tension.

Leia is a little bitchy. I mean, some hot dudes come to rescue you and you fault them for not havin a plan? UM if Harrison Ford came to rescue me I'd be a little more grateful.

They're all like whiny kids. Is this movie from the 80s? I approve.


Chewie is having none of this sewer thing. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ANIMAL.

Oh it's a trash compactor. Oh that is bad. Wait that is bad. Luke is frantic. Covered in trash and still hot. What.

Obi Wan is such a bro.

Han Solo is literally so freaking impulsive but he's gonna get with Leia. I'm calling it. Even if every person in the planet already knows except me... I'm still calling it.

Is my inner animated movie princess Fiona? Before she turns into an ogre forever that is.

Like hot Fiona. I have a lot of her qualities.

Oh wait I'm getting distracted. Leia is a badass. I thought she would be a wimp but she's  not that bad.

Yeah I'm sure you kissed him for LUCK. That's why girls always kiss dudes.

Suuuureeee.

I could fall asleep to light saber noises.

Wait what the fuck just happened. Did Obi Wan just suicide.

Woah his voice is in the air.

Aw Lukey. No :(

Han Solo: "Don't get cocky"
Really bitch. Really.

They all have such amazing flow. Why don't men have hair like this anymore. It's so luscious.

This is more like creeping blogging rather than live blogging.

The sexual tension deepens. Luke tries too hard, ensuring that he is not gonna get any.

MAY THE FORCE WITH BE YOU.

I see where it comes from now.

Luke trying to guilt trip. Cute as fuck. Oh wait everything he does is cute as fuck.

C3PO and R2D2. I ship it.

Hilarious Halloween costume idea: Sexy Storm Trooper. It sound soo wrong. But it would be satirical. THey always make the weirdest "sexy" costumes.

Oh shit.

Oh my god. The force is literally with him.

Yo evil general dude, you were warned not to underestimate the force.

Battle scenes last too long.

R2 is just straight up chilling. What a boss.

The force is strong in this one. I feel like this is also heavily quoted.

What that fuck is upppp that was fantastic. The force will be with you always.

This is an awkward yet perfect trio.

 If R2D2 is dead I will kill a baby.

An interesting plot twist would be Leia + Chewie. I ship it.


HAN SOLO WINKED AT HER. OMG A WINK.

AHH R2D2 IS BACK.

THIS IS PERFECTION

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING MY WHOLE LIFE.

WHY WAS I NOT WATCHING STAR WARS.

CRYING. I NEED TO GET THE SECOND MOVIE. OR EPISODE V WHATEVERI T'S CALLED.
THAT WAS AMAZING.

Ok now I'm going to snack.

Hugs my Bugs.