1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Nope. But I suppose it depends on the type of relationship.
Yes, if you learn something from them about yourself or about life.
3. Are you a virgin?
Body and soul.
Nope. (Am I ever?)
5. Are you in love?
With myself... yes.
6. Are you single this year?
Certainly.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Yes. Easily.
8. Describe your crush
How about the past few? Tall, skinny, smart, tolerates me for more than five minutes.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Puts up with my bullshit, but not too much. Makes me laugh. Adventurous. Takes me out of my comfort zone. Warm heart.
Nope nope nope. Lust at first sight though... Hell yeah.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
To my best friend, when I'm much older.
I forgive everything.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Yes, but I try not to show it.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not anymore. Let's see how long it lasts.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Ears... Nothing weird.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Temporary tattoos.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
No. Affection is for the bedroom.
I shower when I feel gross.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Most likely not.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Besides my parents, no.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Easily.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I hope not. I don't think I'll be ready.
I always want to be in a relationship, even if I pretend I'm too aloof for that shit.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I wish. If someone told me that I would never let them go.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Poem yes, but not a romantic one. It was a haiku.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No and I never will.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Sadly yes, in moments of low self-esteem. I would want thighs that don't touch. But it's okay, I'm over that self-consciousness now.
Too many guys.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Nein.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
No.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yeah. Everyone I know is older than me except my sister so...
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
It's my signature move.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Once or twice.
This year, yes.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Always.
Oh god no. I think I would laugh during the delivery of it, ruining the moment.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Like a minute or two?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Short.
No real ones.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
Two.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Zero.
47. How old are you?
Too old. (18)
Ok, Cool. I'd cry about it, mourn for 24 hours and force myself to move on. C'est la vie.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Normally I like people's eyes. Crooked smiles. I like flaws -- things people are self-conscious about. Sometimes their noses. A lot of people are self-conscious about their noses.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
In a heartbeat.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Many. I'm surprisingly giving.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes. We'll probably never see each other again. We're not good at communicating and live far away.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
I hope not.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
55. Share a relationship story.
Once upon a time, Eriche was not very good at getting boys to like her. However, there are other more important things in her life so she is not terribly upset about this. One day maybe someone will like her a lot and as much as she likes them, but until then she will just drift on through life, focusing on other things that matter more. The End.
- Thighs touch. But I have weirdly muscular legs.
- Too much boob-age.
- No black girl booty.
- The left half of my face looks really different from the right half.
- Crazy hair that I'm learning to love.
- My hands are really crooked like someone smashed them and I don't know why.
- My weight fluctuates a lot.
- I'm short.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Don't have one.
Make me laugh (not difficult), make me believe you're different, recommend good books, listen to me, don't be too loud.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
In case you haven't had a selfie overload.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Two / three years?
Eyes eyes eyes.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Show me their penis...?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
P in the V. But Gay / Lesbian / Queer people may have different definitions. I think it's a personal thing.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Anything sexual with a different person. I don't know if emotional cheating is a thing.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Hey, I gotta be a lady in the streets freak in the sheets. So no revealing that one.
Can't say I've done that. But if I had to, probably a Mexican Apple Picker and a Plantation Owner's daughter. Just kidding, that's from Scrubs. If I actually had to say... I'd say whatever the guy wanted to do. I'm not picky.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Maybe hiking and then a picnic. Or just watching a movie on a computer outdoors under the stars. No dinner. No theater. Nothing too crazy.
As straight as they come.
69. What turns you off?
Arrogance, men who are too short, fat.
Collarbones, shyness, intelligence.
I can't say. I don't really remember many of my dreams unless they scare me.
Not sure. Probably not many words. I talk enough during my every day life.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Bring me coffee, no cream, no sugar.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I think I would never be initially attracted to someone obese. But if they had a good heart and cared about me it wouldn't matter.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Found me in front of the Chateau when I was drunk and took care of me for a few hours. I don't think people realize how much I appreciate them putting up with my bullshit.
I am not very "sweet" necessarily. But I listen to boys' problems and sometimes they feel comfortable sharing their feelings with me. At Groton more than in college. I'm good at getting people to tell me secrets, although I won't say trusting me is wise.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Ten years is too old and I don't trust many younger men. If you're happy and it's legal though, go for it.
Don't really have one. I don't keep my secrets because I talk too much.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Recently. Because I felt like everyone around me was so much better at having relationships than I am.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Last year was the last time I used the L word and I don't think I really meant it. I refrain from throwing it around now.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Too many people I know read this blog for me to feel okay writing this down. Let's just say, I find a lot of people attractive.
My grandpa when he picked me up at the airport.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Secrets, secrets.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
I don't have relationships that don't fail. I assume it's either fate or I'm a shitty person. Let's go with fate.
No. Not unless I had a death / rape wish. Which I don't.
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