MY LIFE UPDATE:
-Explored the location of my class at Cornell. I have decided that Ithaca is beautiful and I need a friend who likes the outdoors to explore it with me.
- The story of how I broke a jug.
So I am an idiot, right. We have this glass jug that I keep water in. I normally put the jug in the fridge so the water is cool, but I planned to be downstairs for a couple of hours so I wanted the water to get cold faster. I placed the glass jug in the freezer for "only about half an hour or so". And then, naturally, I forgot about it. The next morning I got up to get ice to put in my water bottle only to discover the water had expanded overnight shattering the glass jug in the freezer. If "survival of the fittest" is a real, everyday concept I am 100% screwed or everyone else is an idiot.
- Scumbag sim:
breaks up with romantic interest. Tell her to chat with him, decides to chat with him about heart break. I see you.
- I am working on creating a magical 6.5 hour playlist for the drive to Middlebury because #YOLO and I plan to be driving and I believe that I need six and a half CDs to get me through it. Consider it the ultimate road trip playlist and feel free to copy it for yourselves.
- Tomorrow I'm going to give a stranger my number because I think he's cute. Or Monday. I'm bored and I need to take a risk because that's what I do.
- I made funfetti cupcakes today. Bow to the queen.
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| My husband will be lucky. But might also get fat. |
- Here's a picture of a Rose that my Grandpa and I picked in his garden. He didn't even plant it, it just showed up which is awesome.
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| It's so pretty. |
- Gratuitous picture of me being cute.
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| Instagram brings out my lack of symmetry. Whatever. I'm still hotter than you. |
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