From last night around 10.

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

I hope so since it was my parents.

Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

If he acted like a twenty year old. Although I still don’t know many mature twenty year olds so he would have to act thirty. Less wrinkly though.

When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

I was cuddling with this boy who I knew didn’t want anything more, and I was annoyed at myself for still letting it happen. But I’m a cuddle slut so whatever.

Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I always smile at strangers unless they look like they could physically overpower me.

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Yes. I heard Lyin’ Eyes by the Eagles. Great song. Reminds me of the most random, unrelated person. Like I hadn't even really listened to it until long after he was no longer a factor in my life. Weirdness. 

What exactly are you wearing right now?

An outfit that reeks of sex appeal: A bright pink sports bra, neon yellow tank top thing, Columbia sweatshirt, blue and black underwear, purple yoga shorts and UVA sweatpants.

How often do you listen to music?

Whenever it’s silent.

Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Jeans. I'm not bed ridden.

Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

Yes! I will be smarter, I’m sure of it.

Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Antisocial.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Negative.

 Can you drive a stick shift?

I wish. I feel like it would be hot. That answer makes me a bad feminist.

Do you care if people talk badly about you?

No. If I did, I would probably stop doing shit they could talk about. Or not care. People will talk about you. All you have to do is just OWN whatever your flaws are. I OWN my flaws. I can be cynical and I'm judgmental sometimes and I don't see the point in pretending to be a fairy princess of kindness. Eff that.

Are you going out of town soon?

No unfortunately. Not for an extended period of time.

Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Never the right people. But someday, I'll figure my shit out. 

 If you could change your eye color, would you?

No. But I almost said yes because I adore blue eyes. People with blue eyes could get me to do anything. Need to stay away from that kryptonite yo. (Hot guy at the Y, waddup)

Is there a girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes! More than one. I love my friends to death.

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

I dislike that I forgot to medicate myself so now my brain is doing crazy things and not obeying me.

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

Yes. Unless they have chapped lips, in which case they need to fix that before their dry skin touches my precious face. (Realizing more and more why I might be single.)

Are you dating the last person you talked to?

Am I dating my sister… that would be a no.

What are you sitting on right now?

Recliner. It’s so damn cozy.

Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

My really good friends.

Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yes. It’s a bad habit of mine. I’m working on it though. (#joininganunnery)

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

Grandpa?

Do you get a lot of colds?

No. I kind of judge weak immune systems. If you have a weak immune system, you have a weak soul. I also judge people who don’t medicate their colds.

 Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

ACRA championships!

Does anyone hate you?

Yes but it’s kind of flattering.

Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

No. Clean teen all the way. I have empty seltzer cans that I’m too lazy to bring downstairs though.

Do you like watching scary movies?

Yes.

Do you want your tongue pierced?

Fuck. No.

If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

TWO THOUSAND AND TEN.

Did you have a dream last night?

Yes. At least I wasn’t making out with gross people in this one.

When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Di when she called me.

 Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Oh god no. If I am, kill me.

Do you think someone has feelings for you? 

No. I have as many potential lovers as a dining room table.

 Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

No.

 Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yeah.

Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Hahahaha no. I don’t relationship. I relationshit.

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Yes! Coffee date waddup.

Were you single over the last summer?

Yes.

Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

 Nope nope nope. It is emptier, more lost. But it’s certainly more of an adventure now. I have no idea what will happen next. I’m unprepared.

 Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

No because he’s really sweet but still douchey enough that I can be cynical about men without feeling guilty. Also I love people who respond to me within five minutes.

Are you nice to everyone?

No. I’m mean to people I hate or people I like too much. I try to make myself hate them by being an asshole. It is not effective.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Not good enough.

Do you think you like someone?

No. But I think I want someone to like me so I can not-like-them back. I think I’m an asshole. This is what happens to me when I don’t take my meds.

Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

I feel like it’s how you get into the secret circle of being my friend – seeing me cry over dumb shit.

Do you hate anyone? 

No but I’ve wanted to.

Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Yes. I have only mentioned it almost in entirety to one person at Middlebury (roommate, waddup) and I almost broke down. It’s weird being sensitive about something that technically happened over a year ago.

How do you look right now?

Gorgeous. But also tired.

Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

No. With everyone I know I am someone different. There’s one person who has come pretty close to seeing my “complete self” but I’m fairly certain that was a mistake.

Did you wake up cranky?

No but I’m cranky now.

If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Probs fucking. But not for the right reasons.

Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Yess but I never told him!

So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

Fuck no.

Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

Hahahahaha oh my god this is golden. Sometimes I think so but other times I don’t think so. When I have low self-esteem I think so. Wow. Am I a bitch? Maybe cute. Because cute is different from attractive.

Who do you have texts from?

Right now I only have texts from Liz Meade to remember her brother’s phone number, my sister because she’s flying tomorrow and Forest because I need to remember who the gay characters are in Game of Thrones.

How big is your bed?

Big enough for a party.  

What are you listening to right now?  

 Hockey noises.

Do you want children?  

Twin boys. Or none. I’ve had a weird thing about wanting twins since I was little. I used to lie and tell people my little sister was my twin. I don’t know why. I think it’s a narcissistic thing.

What were you doing before filling this out?  

Watching hockey, but no one is scoring and I’m getting tired.  (Afterthought: that changed very quickly after I wrote this.)

Any pets?  

No but I want a fish!

Right-handed or Left-handed?  

Left-Handed

If you could go to any place right now where would you go?  

Pigeon Island.

First thing you thought about this morning?

My back. Oh my fucking god my back. Please God let me live. MY BACK.

What do you have handy at your bed side

Giant dildos. Just kidding. I have my phone and water.

Are you a giver or a taker?

Taker.

Stuck on a deserted island and can only take one thing?

Um. A rowboat.

First thing you’ll save in a fire?

My computer because it’s expensive as fuck, also my iPod and TARDIS mug. They’re really close to me right now too.

What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?  

It’s stupid but I make a wish. Sometimes I wish for something petty, other times I wish for world peace or something like that to prove 11:11 is bullshit.

What was your first alcoholic beverage?

Vodka shot.

Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?

Not that much detail.

Have you ever peed while on the phone?

Yep but only my parents because they changed my diapers once, they can deal with me taking a piss.

Have you ever been on a blind date?

Never but I would totally do it.

Do you remember your first favorite song?

I think it was on a Pink Floyd Album. My dad trained me well.

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Yes.

Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
Yes because it was Grace!

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching hockey, wondering if it’s actually possible for me to be a trophy wife.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
‘rentss

Last restaurant you went to? 
This “Mexican” restaurant.

Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
yes! It was fun.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s clothing?
Yes. I steal my friends’ clothing as much as possible. I like men’s clothing because it’s normally giant, shapeless and they rarely wash it so it’s comfortable.


What did you eat for lunch today?
PIZZA!

The last song you heard?
Intro by the xx

Does anyone know your Tumblr/Facebook password?
Yes. But there’s only one other person who knows that particular password that I use and I seriously doubt my tumblr/Facebook holds anything of interest to this person. Well, not that they know of.

How do you feel about abortions?
It doesn’t matter how I feel; they should be legal.

What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
I think we’re friends? But I’m not sure. I shouldn’t really care. It’s part of me being A CHILL INDIVIDUAL.


Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?

Yes. If I hit them, they hit me back, so I guess it’s my fault.

Do you cry easily?
Yes and I don’t like it.

Three thoughts at the moment? 

What an asshole, Drew Doughty is so hot, If this game goes into overtime I might cry.

What do you usually do first in the morning? 
Say: “ughhdfhhhsfajahjjhj” and then put a shirt on.

What color of hair do you find the sexiest on the opposite gender?
Anything but blonde.

Have you slept over at a member of the opposite sex’s house in their bed?
Nope. But I wouldn’t say no… snuggles on snuggles.

Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
No. Hats give me a bad face day.

Does anything on your body hurt?
MY BACK.

When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
When my parents come. Or if one of my friends comes to visit me here.

When will be the next time you text someone?
Probably tomorrow morning.

Sex ruins relationships, right?
No. Sex makes it worth the shit. At least that’s what I think in my head. UNMEDICATED STILL.